The Scarlet Numbers 5.12.12
I think it’s about time to do another top ten list….because I haven’t done one in about three hours. So here’s The 10 Best Ideas of All Time…
What would we do without porn? Men would be stuck with their wives and wives wouldn’t be able to sleep with random people occassionally for a FAT paycheck. I think everyone is glad porn exists. Let’s keep it that way.
#2. The Light Bulb
#3. The Vibrating Toothbrush
It’s like porn for women! AND you can brush your teeth with it!
#4. Heath Ledger Dying Right Before the Premier of The Dark Knoght
Whoever thought of this idea was a marketing genius!!!
#5. Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter
(Also died before the premier.)
#6. I Dunno LOL
Sorry, I’m running out of ideas.
#7. Mario with a Raccoon Tail
It makes PERFECT sense! Mario having a raccoon tail and ears…now he can fly…
#8. Titanic 2:
Perhaps James Cameron’s best film. It’s too bad it went straight to video.
#9. The Wheel
#10. Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell
The Best Invention of All Time
Have a good night everyone! Try not to jerk off too much!