6 Female Rockstars That Will Probably Kill You

The Scarlet Numbers 5.16.12

6 Female Rock Stars That Will Probably Kill You

1. Courtney Love-


Weapon of Choice: Unused Curling Iron

Secondary Weapon: Sex

Favorite T.V. Show: Punky Brewster

She won’t kill you intentionally. She’s likely to crash right into you while you’re pushing your baby on a stroller down the sidewalk. Your baby daddy will have to start paying for life support along with child support.

Thanks Courtney.

I’m not going to make fun of her anymore because she is seriously a nutcase

who will kill me.

Her own daughter put a restraining order on her.

That takes balls.

2. Pink-

Weapon of Choice: Motorcycle
Secondary Weapon: Guitar
Favorite T.V. Show: Pinky and the Brain

Quite possibly the only woman with enough balls to name herself after a vagina. If you think Hunter S. Thompson got picked on by motorcycle gangs, wait until you get in this bitches way. You’ll be in high heels singing “tequila” in a bar in no time.

3. Lady Gaga-


Weapon of Choice: Rotten Meat Dress
Secondary Weapon: Maggot Shoes
Favorite T.V. Show: Salute your Shorts

Gaga is a Natural Born This Way Killer.  This acid-dropping goddess of mass murder is so delusional she thinks her fans are monsters. Don’t be surprised when she eats your heart just out of natural self protection because she mistook you for a living

“My Pet Monster” doll.

And what’s with her obsession with monster’s balls?

This Lady is a freak!

4. Kitty-


Weapon of Choice: Spit
Secondary Weapon: Full Metal  Vagina
Favorite T.V. Show: Heathcliff

Here’s another female rock star who will terrorize the neighborhood. Come to think of it this is the 2nd rock star with enough balls to name herself after a vagina. You don’t want to piss this woman off unless you’re ready to have the

same fate as

Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park.

6. Axl Rose – 


Weapon of Choice: Pepper-Spray
Secondary Weapon: Other Girly Stuff

Favorite T.V. Show: Mr. Peppermint

Axl Rose:

What.

A. Fucking. Pussy.

This guy ate so much pussy in the 80’s he coined the phrase “you are what you eat.” He literally became a living, walking, breathing vagina. Most people refuse to fight him because you’d be technically fighting a girl. Punch this guy in the face and you’ll be lucky if you make it through the first three inches of makeup and actually make contact his actual face which will swallow you whole because remember…he has a vagina face. You won’t be sure if you just got your ass kicked or if you just got laid. This guy is more pussy than a hello kitty manufacturing plant in china.

Bye everyone! Repost this on Google Plus if you liked it!

Mwah

-Scarlet

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20 Responses to 6 Female Rockstars That Will Probably Kill You

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