6 Best Free Porn Sites on the Net

The Scarlet Numbers 5.17.12

Face it.  Everyone loves porn.  Even nuns spank their fishtanks when no one is looking.  And with Smart technology becoming more popular than ever, you can spank your fishtank practically anywhere.

Even at church!

A lot of people have been asking me lately….what’s the freaking password so I can spank my fishtank at http://www.thescarletnumbers.com.  The truth is…I don’t know.  I was drunk when I make the password  and I can’t remember it.  So  yes….there are vivid pictures of my va-jay jay on this site…but the chances are you’re not going to see them unless I really really like you and somehow remember whatever the passwords are.

Anyway, enough chit chat…let’s get to the porn.  If you feel the need to spank your fishtank, just like on the pictures below and it will take you directly to the site.

BEST FREE PORN SITES ON THE NET

#6. BOOBY TWISTER 

Only stupid people pay for porn.  There’s enough porn out there to last you a life time.  Perhaps even two lifetimes.  Try http://www.boobytwister.com it’s a good place to smash a couple fish tanks.  Just make sure you clean up after yourself when you’re done.

#5. GODS PAPARAZZI 

If you’re like me and you enjoy rubbing your fishies while watching your favorite princesses get violated, try http://www.godspaparazzi.com.  Beware, this site has enough erotic material to make your clit burn for weeks!

#4. REDTUBE 

Red Tube is a good mobile site for those who like to play with their Redtubes while watching free porn.  This is a good site to look at while you’re at work, when you’re on a plane, even it the back of a police officers vehicle after being arrested.  Just be careful where you leak your fishtank….please.

#3. BRAZZERS

This site has a logo that’s really fun to put on all your friends facebook pictures.

#2. XNXX

This site is close to the Holy Grail of Porn.  But not quite…

#1. FUQ.COM

This site is the Holy Grail of Porn.

In “Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade” when they were after the Holy Grail…

they didn’t know it….

but they were actually looking for this site.

You better go stock up on Kleenex and Petsmarts Giftcards,

because you’re going to be smashing a lot of fishtanks on this website…

if you know what I mean.

Bye everyone!  Try not to jerk-off too much!

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-Scarlet

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  5. Amanda says:

    Ive been looking for some opinions of what people think are the best porn sites. I personally like xvideos.com They really have alot to choose from. Anyone know any sites that are good for couples to watch together?

  6. G. Stark says:

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