10 Bad Trilogies: The Third Time is NOT a Charm!

Sometimes when we’re lucky, seemingly never-ending franchises come to an abrupt end with a terrible, horrible, no-good very bad 3rd installment. Unfortnately Scream, Saw, American Pie, Harold and Kumar, and Beethoven didn’t make this list.

I just woke up and I haven’t had my coffee yet, so expect me to be complaining a lot….

#10. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3

Every kid in America and all around the world waited on the edge of their seats for Super Shredder…who was a no-show in this franchise-ending-disaster. I blame the stubborn Japanese who wanted to teach American children something about Japanese culture, which Americans obviously don’t get a flying f*** about.

Don’t think you can just bomb Pearl Harbor and expect a frachise to last more than three movies. Sorry Japan…you’re just not that cool.

#9. Home Alone 3

You can’t just replace Macaully Culkin with a parrot and expect smooth sailing with your movie franchise. It doesn’t work like that! NOONE on earth saw this movie, and no one will EVER see this movie. In fact, the only person who ever saw this piece of parrot crap was the parrot who co-starred in the movie…and he thought it sucked!

#8. Problem Child 3

What the f*** is this bulls***.

#7, Rudolph and Frosty’s Christmas in July (1979) (TV)

Christmas is not in July you stupid greedy f***ing retards! Luckily, no one ever saw this movie either…because no one was particulary in the Christmas Spirit.

#5. Rugrats Go Wild (2003)

During the “Girls Gone Wild” craze in the late 90’s, some dodo in the marketing department thought it would be a good idea to make Rugrats Go Wild. Everyone involved in making this sick and twisted movie was immediately arrested for distributing child pornography and this movie never saw the light of day.

#4. Saw III

You always know it’s going to be a bad movie when they refuse to even call it “Shrek 3” instead they’ll call it “Shrek the 3rd” In this case the idea for Saw 3 the idea was so horrible they just used teeth instead of actual numerical digits. This movie was actually awesome…but it RUINED the franchise BECAUSE THEY KILLED OF THE MAIN CHARACTER at the 3rd installment…..WTF.

#3. Child’s Play 3

Who’s idea was it to make Andy a grown up in the army and for the entire movie to be some anti-American piece of shit where Chucky just goes around and kills American soldiers. No one wants to see Chucky kills our brave American Troops. WTF….

This movie ended what could have been a more vast and popular franchise as Friday the 13th or Nightmare on Elm street. The sequels after this movie just added another whole pile of Crapfuck to an already seemingly never ending piece of shit.

I’ve been waiting for years for a new remake of Child’s play. It’s been rumored, but they can’t seem to get their act together – but do you really blame them? It’s going to take at least a decade for everyone to forget “Seed of Chucky.”

#2. Batman and Robin

Tim Burton should have bitch-smacked the first person who told him he “wasn’t allowed” to be the director of this movie. Instead, he sat on the sidelines like a little bitch while his legacy was trampled on by Val Kilmer in a Batsuit with nipples. I could go on forever about this movie, but I’m not going to, because it’s not worth talking about.

The Godfather 3

Never seen it.

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3 Responses to 10 Bad Trilogies: The Third Time is NOT a Charm!

  1. Alex says:

    The 3rd Godfather film pales in comparison to the 1st two. But it has some interesting parts. Just not enough! The others aren’t worth twiddley bilge!

  2. Ed Lozano says:

    I agree with this.
    Home Alone 1&2 had Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern
    their characters are as important as Culkin.

    I too have not seen Godfather III (the apology)
    once again, changed lead characters. No Pacino? WTF??

  3. John Kirkby says:

    Superman III , Blade: Trinity , Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines , Back to the Future III , Alien 3 , Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End , The Matrix Revolutions , X-Men: The Last Stand , Spider-Man 3 , The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    I only saw #’s 1, 3 and 5 of those but just thinking about the others is enough to almost give me a headache as I type this.

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