THE STORY OF TUBGIRL
The Dark Side of the Internet
The Scarlet Numbers 5.24.12
So I made a blog about John Lennon a couple hours ago that I knew no one would read. I myself didn’t even read it because it sucked. Knowing this particular blog would be so horrible I decided to put some random misleading tags that might generate a couple extra hits from perverts on the internet. So I used the usual tags I always use:
- shaved pussy
- open vagina
- wet teen
Anyway about fifteen minutes later….BOOM. My site got 25,000 views and everyone is sending me messages, “Where’s tubgirl?” I didn’t know tubgirl was so popular! Then the thought occured to me….some people probably don’t know who tubgirl is…
well sit down chilren…it’s time for a story….
Once upon a time there was a hair Japanese girl who put orange juice up her butt and then lied in a bathtub and well….
“Oh mother…do tell me the rest of this delightful story…”
Well…this hairy Japanese lady pushed as hard as she could and then all of the orange juice gently splattered out of her anus and all over her face. And there just so happened to be a cameraman there at the time to photograph the event.
Well…because it’s disgusting and I don’t want to show you that. When you get a little bit older you can go onto a google search engine and type in “Tubgirl” and you can see for yourself. Now eat the rest of your fucking cheerios before I smack you .
And maybe when you’re a little bit older I can tell you about the story of the Lemon Party…or maybe even the Meatspin…..and if you eat your fucking cheerios like mommy told you to do, you’ll grow up to be a BIG boy.
And when you’re a big boy you can watch women violate themselves.
Grown boys are allowed to watch movies like
“Two Girls One Cup”
I sure can’t wait to grow up!