THE TEN MOST HATED CONSERVATIVES OF ALL TIME

TOP 10 MOST HATED CONSERVATIVES

Republicans simply don’t like change. Don’t ever approach them with a handful of pennies. Yuck. Who needs pennies? Is this thing made out of copper? It tastes funny. Ugh. Wait…Who is that? Wait a minute….that’s Butthead from that Beavis and Butthead Show! Oh. Its Lincoln. Who’s that? Awesome!

There are many people who question the authenticity of Barrack Obama’s birth certificate.

All of these peope are Republican.

The Republican Party is….

well…let’s just say they’re going through a “mid-life” crisis.

Some of them are rich, some of them are lazy,  and some of them are really rich, and someo of them are REALLY lazy….some of them are really really rich and really lazy...

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Now… if you’re a republican you probably think

you’re your part of the 1%…

You’re not.

Deal. With. It.

So vote for Obsma.

Here’s a list of the TOP 10 MOST HATED CONSERVATIVES. Let me first of start by saying, there’s a good reason why I didn’t add John Mccain to this list.

That’s because John Mccain is a badass.

10. ANNE COOTER

Least Favorite Sex Position: Reverse Cowgirl

Favorite Food: Me

Favorite Curse:  Word:Pussy-woof 

First of all….please don’t hate me for saying this, but I love Anne Coutler.

She’s a smart, witty, right-leaning lawyer who isn’t afraid to stick a gun in your face a FORCE you to have sex with her.

She might even just FORCE you to vote for Romney.

Or maybe she’ll take out her strap-on….

out of the top left corner of her dresser

and….wait….nevermind no, the top RIGHT corner.

Yeah. Where was I?

Fuck. I fogot.

Oh yeah, Anne Coulter is pro-guns…

which is proof right there she’s a total bitch….

I mean come on…a STUN GUN should enough

IF you’re a woman and you have to actually OWN A GUN that means one of three things:

1. You’re a bitch and everyone hates you.

2. You’re a bitch and everyone hates you.

3. You’re a bitch and everyone hates you.

Aoune Cooter is #2.

And 3.

Did I mention she’s a bitch?

Big Time.

This “lawyer” and “author”

and…ouch…Anne not now, I’m typing…ooo…

that kinda feels….ugh….do me

ANNE DO ME NOW!!!!!1UGAHGJA;MCNA,.MZD

Okay I’m back.

Sorry about that.

Phew.

I’m sweating all over my keyboard.

Okay where was I.

Anne Coulter is not a real “lawyer”

she’s not a real “writer”

SHE’S A TROLL.

NEW YORK TIMES BEST SMELLER

To be quite honest with you, I wish I were Anne Cooter.  She’s just so pretty.  And witty.  And 50.  And gritty.  And she has iddy bitty tities.  And I like to play with your clittie.  While I’m in the city.  With Fiddy. And Diddie.

I AM A BETTER WRITER THAN ANNE COOTER.

AND I SUCK.

 Let’s compare our Bibliographies:

ANNE COOTER:

OKAY…here are my books….

  • If Anne Cooter Were Any Skinner she would fucking disappear *
  • Innocent: Yeah right, Anne Cooter Eats My Twat Every Night 
  • Pussylips: I Love Eating Anne Cooter’s Cooter Day and Night 
  • How to Talk to Anne’s Snatch (If you Must) The World According to Herpes
  •  The Reason Everyone Hates You: You Never Shut The Fuck Up
  • Slander: Liberal Lies About the America Right to Eat Anne Cooter’s Pussy.
  • High Crimes and Miesemeanors: My Face Against Cooter’s Cunt
  • The Complete F**’s  Guide To Having Anal Sex With Anne Cooter (in the butt)

Unfortunately, I haven’t yet got any of these published.

Just kidding they’re all published

but they’re in a secrect remove location

just in case….

Anne ever wants to know who wears the REAL pants in this relationship.

Isn’t that right bitch?

Yeah, that’s what I thought you dumb sl*t, you know you like it!”

“Nice METH LEGS Anne!”

Okay…..let’s move on…..

wait!

I forgot to tell you why

I love Anne Cooter so much!

SHE WROTE A BOOK ABOUT ME!!!!

LOVE YA ANNE!

I’LL SEE YOU TONIGHT BITCH!

Okay, sorrry wow. That was kinda awkward. Let’s move on to the next Converative that everyone hates except for me….

9. BILL O’RLY

Least Favorite Sex Position: On Bottom.

Favorite Food: Me

Favorite Curse Word: Vag Dust

I LOVE BILL O’RLY.

He’s smart, he’s powerful.

He’s smelly.

He’s the type of guy who knows where to put his fingers.

And really knows how to rock my vagina.

….

8. RUSH LIMBAUGHTOMY 

Least Favorite Sex Position: In the Butt

Favorite Food: Cigars

Favorite Curse Word: Beoootch.

This guy takes “blowing smoke in your ass” to a new level.

He seriously, will bend you over

and literally just blow smoke up your ***

and then ask you to…make rings….

and you’ll be like…..eeww….

7. GLENN BECKKK

Least Favorite Sex Position: He’s never had sex. 

Favorite Food: Uncooked Noodles and Vagina

Favorite Curse Word: Douch-Whiffy

He’s not even a journalist!

Don’t try to teach me anything Glenn, you don’t even have a college degree.

Do you have an AA meeting to go to soon?

Still on that first step…huh?

Yeah…..

6. GROVER –

Least Favorite Sex Position: In the Trah Can

Favorite Food: Oscar

Favorite Curse Word: Nuts 

This douche bag has convinced the entire republican part to:

NEVER EVER EVER RAISE TAXES

HE IS SLIME.

I won’t mention his name because he’s NOT important.

5. NEWT

Least Favorite Sex Position: All of them.

Favorite Food: Me

Favorite Curse Word: Passy  

Now THIS guy can eat some passy.

Love that dimn snake tounge…

RAR!!!!

4. PAYLIN

Least Favorite Sex Position: Huh?

Favorite Food: Wha

Favorite Curse Word:  Obama

 I’ve actually suprisingly never had sex with Sarah Palin before.

I’ve just really never had the chance….

I can see from where my site traffic comes

that she reads this blog all the time…so I guess I’ll just be up front,

“Hey Sarah, Nice T-Rex….Wanna Fuck?”

AND NOW…

THE SUPREME

RULER

OF THE UNIVERSE….

KARL ROVE/ CHENEY

Least Favorite Sex Position: Bush’s Anus

Favorite Food: Bush’s Anus

Favorite Curse Word: Bush’s Anus

THIS IS THE ENTITY THAT OF WHICH IS KARL ROVE/CHENEY.

THOU SHALT NOT BLOG IN HIS PRESENT OR THE BEAST SHALL AWAKE

FROM THY UNHOLY TOMB

2. BUSH

Least Favorite Sex Position: Sex

Favorite Food: Corn 

Favorite Curse Word: Darn 

A lot of people dislike Bush, but I’ve always thought he was really good at eating corn. I wonder is he’s any good at eating eash.

1. ROMNEY

Least Favorite Sex Position: Uknown.

Favorite Food: Unknown. 

Favorite Curse Word: Unknown. 

Beliefs: Unknown. 

Hair: Uncombed 

Lack of Moral Leadership

But He Kind of Looks Like Lincoln

I’m unsure how I feel about this guy

I wonder if he’s gay…

 

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3 Responses to THE TEN MOST HATED CONSERVATIVES OF ALL TIME

  1. boomiebol says:

    You are so crazy it’s good lol..glad it’s Grover on the list not super Grover 2.0!!!

  2. John Kirkby says:

    Ann Coulter came to Canada 2 years ago to give a talk at 3 universities. She cancelled the one in Ottawa because of a big uproar/demonstration there. As you would expect of her she said “I’m guessing the scores to get into the University of Ottawa are not very challenging.” Guns..I’ve got no use for them..but I thought you owned one since you’ve used one as a prop in 2 photos of yours. I also stupidly assumed like everybody else that you are the lady in the pictures forgetting that excellent photos like that are usually taken by another unseen person behind the lens. Digital cameras do make it easier for one person to do it. Glenn, Rush, Dick…the 3 Stooges. Sarah does look great for having had at least 5 kids..if nothing else. George Jr. sure was great for his unintended gifts to comedians…miss him for that..only. The memed photo of Newt you’ve probably seen where it truthfully says..’Has had More Wives than the Mormon he is running against.’

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