New Medical Marijuana Doesn’t Get You High


Prepare to get pissed California.

Israeli scientists have cultivated a cannabis plant that doesn’t get people stoned in a development that may help those smoking marijuana for medical purposes, completely fucking useless.

The new cannabis looks, smells and even tastes the same, but does not induce any of the feelings normally associated with smoking marijuana that are brought on by the substance THC, or tetrahydrocannabinol.

“It has the same scent, shape and taste as the original plant — it’s all the same except you don’t get completely blazed and watch Spongebob Squarepants for 3 hours straight.”

Hopefully this new trend of creating drugs catching on. He said. We’re working on a new brand of heroin with the same addictive qualities, but doesn’t make you feel high…heroin addicts are going to be pissed!

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5 Responses to New Medical Marijuana Doesn’t Get You High

  1. Jim Cantwell says:

    I’m not a doctor, but isn’t the idea behind medical marijuana to ease pain and not to get the patient stoned? I think if they can have something that eases pain and doesn’t get one high we would be much better off, look at the epidemic we have with prescription drugs being abused.
    I personally do not use any drugs but to each their own as long as they are not hurting anyone have at it.
    p.s. Ive been really busy as of late so I havent been around
    p.s.s great post

  2. John Kirkby says:

    ‘The record on marijuana encompasses 5,000 years of human experience. Marijuana is now used daily by enormous numbers of people throughout the world. Estimates suggest that from twenty million to fifty million Americans routinely, albeit illegally, smoke marijuana without the benefit of direct medical supervision. Yet, despite this long history of use and the extraordinarily high numbers of social smokers, there are simply no credible medical reports to suggest
    that consuming marijuana has caused a single death.’ #22.5 in the list here>
    Alcohol, tobacco and all other drugs plus accident, suicide, homicide, etc deaths are on that page too.

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