The Scarlet Numbers 6.19.12
Hello word.
It’s around 5:30 PM and I just woke up and I’ve been in deep thought this morning trying to figure out what the hell I’m doing wrong. Â Seriously…
Why does everyone hate me?
How many Vagina Pics do I have to post to get the Internet to love me? Two? Three? Fifteen? Â Whatever you guys want…I’ll post them I just want as many views as possible. Â I cannot seem to get any new readers and I don’t know what I’m doing wrong. Â Am I fat? Â Are people just not interested to see what my vagina looks like?
Do all my fans hate vagina?
I have a new goal that I need you to help me reach. Â I want to try to get more views on my site this month than I did last month. Â The good news is…well there is no good news. Â The truth is, I kicked ass last month. Â I don’t know what I was doing right but I was getting around 500-1,000 views a day in May.
This month I’ve been getting around 200-400 views a day. Â So basically, yeah, I somehow how to figure out how to get 10,000 views in the next 11 days to even get close to beating my stats for last May.
I need your help…
Tell me…what kind of Pussy Pictures would you like to see? Â Big ones? Small ones? Sideways vagina, upside-down vagina, ANYTHING, just let me know and I’ll post away. Â I just want a bigger audience and this whole “writing” thing really isn’t help me, so I’m just going to have to resort to taking all my clothes off I guess.
How did you find this site?
I don’t think that I’ve ever asked my viewers how they found this website….and I’d be interested to know how you stumbled upon it. Â I need to reach a bigger audience. Â There have been 10-15 people who have been LOYAL to this site…however, I’d rather have 150,000 loyal followers. Â This site needs to grow, I need more viewers. Â What should I do? Do you have any suggestions? A penny for your thoughts?
I’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse…
If I get more than 10,000 views in the next 11 days, I’m going to post my vagina online. Â Hell…I might even write your name on it if you really really are dedicated to helping me promote this site. Â I look back and some of these blogs have been completely hilarious, but they’ve only been viewed or shared by a few people. Â It’s just not right!
Please please please help me out…I’m open to any criticism, suggestions, anything that would get me more readers.
I’m begging you….
Your friend,
Scarlet
thescarletnumbers 
Well, I will whore your page around a bit here and see if it helps ya out. 🙂
Thankyou!!!
Lol…………(don’t do it)
But I want tooo!!!
TSN,
I hear if you say “vagina” out loud in the States, you’ll get burn to a stake?
Le Clown
No you’re just not allowed to say it on the house floor.
lol.
TSN, If I can give you one suggestion… Browse the blogosphere, read other blogs, and comment, comment, comment. It will help you build readers. Take it from Le Clown. Le Clown
I used to do that…but seriously I just feel like I’m being fake. Acting like I’m interested when no other blogs really appeal to me
TSN, Don’t be fake. Read articles you want to, and say what you want to. Filter your search for articles that will interest you too! See, I’ve been commenting on your blog, not just because you promised vagina, because you’re fun to read… Le Clown
I think agree with Clownonfire..reading other blogs and leaving comments is a good way to invite new readers..I think you should do this.. leaving a simple comment will help
You may be surprised to know that your breath taking beauty isn’t the big draw for me. I like how you write. I say, more writing, less pictures interrupting the flow, and just be yourself. Of course, you’ve already got me as a visitor. It is entirely possible that I’m a minority of one and more nudity will win the day. Either way, I’m cheering for you. Go you!
Eh…I’m getting discouraged.
While you certainly are an attractive lady, I must say that it is your scathing wit that draws me most of all. While I don’t always get some of the political references etc, not being an American or in America, many of your posts have me laughing out loud in public, drawing many odd looks from people… especailly on the train. Not sure what that is about.
that’s hilarious. Where are you from Alex?
Originally the UK, but now live in the Netherlands.
That’s awesome!
Pussy will draw people to the site but it won’t keep them here. As others have said, that’s your writing style and wit that’ll keep people coming. On the other hand, if you turn semi-porn then WordPress might drop the banstick. That’d suck. In short, post more blogs. The occasional naughty bits will be a nice bonus… heh.
Can WordPress really ban you?
try to get back to G+ nd FB nd i ll help u thier as i can nd by the way U R SEXY enough …;)))))))))
I’ve been back on google. haven’t you heard? Look for the Scarlet Numbers Page. I’m also on facebook under the name Helen Paradise
u didnt tell …so i ll be helpfull as i can ..;)
Reblogged this on hofzy.
I don’t like my stuff to be reblogged.
ok …
I would love to se ur vagina
oh really? Tell me the things that you would like to do to it
Every thing u want me to shit not kidding don’t care what it Is I’ll do it I like pleasuring people
Also I think ur really sexy
Yay! Thanks!
Well it’s true u really are sexy and I would love to se ur pussy
I know how you feel, its disconcerting when you post stuff and only get a couple of hundred hits. I am in the same boat as you, but I dont have a vagina to post up to get more hits, guess im screwed haha
LOL
Hey how did you make those password protected posts?
U know I’ve wondered the same thing its kind of anoying but respect
there’s three options that you have when you post a blog: 1. private, 2. password protected 3. public. Just fool around with the settings. Let me know if you still can’t figure it out and I’ll go into further detail
I seldom drop responses, however I read a few of the remarks here Posting My Naked Body Online… | thescarletnumbers.
I do have some questions for you if you don’t mind. Could it be simply me or does it look like some of the remarks appear as if they are written by brain dead folks? 😛 And, if you are writing at other online sites, I’d like to keep up with you.
Could you make a list of all of your public sites like your twitter feed, Facebook page or linkedin profile?