What Is Wrong With Me?

The Scarlet Numbers 6.20.12

What is wrong with me?  I’ve become so useless.  I woke up at 5:00 PM again today after a night of doing NOTHING again.  For the past three days I’ve done nothing except just sit around and play Zynga Poker while watching Futurama…

I’m so useless…

I don’t have a job or any kids or anything to look forward to…well I guess there are a few things that I’m looking for to…

The Dark Knight Rises 

I can’t wait for this movie.  There was a new trailer released yesterday and it looks AWESOME.  I remember one of the worst periods of my life was right before “The Dark Knight” began.  I ordered a giant “Joker” poster on ebay and when it came is was just a small dinky laminated sheet of paper that looked like this…

(Actual Size)

I went back and looked at the auction and apparently I didn’t read the fine print.  It was advertised as a POSTER but in the small print it said 9 1/2 x 11.  I still hung up the laminated joker on my wall and it stayed up there for like six months before the movie was even released.

I realized lately that I choose the wrong role models.  For example, the Joker, you’re supposed to be entertained by him, but you’re not supposed to look up to him.  I felt like this Dark Knight movie made me want to be stranger rather than conform to societies expectations.

Dumb and Dumber 2: 

 Finally Jim Carrey has agreed to do a sequel!  I’m so excited about this, the first movie was such a classic!  Apparently Jim Carrey recently re-watched the first movie and got really inspired.  I’m glad that Jim is going to be doing less serious roles in the future…this new movie looks like it’s going to be loads of fun.

The Rum Diary 

 I’ve actually never seen this morning before…and I’m really excited to see the recently SINGLE Johnny Depp do another Hunter S. Thompon movie.  I realized this movie is free on Netflix so I’ll been watching it soon. Maybe I’ll write a review on it.

Doom 3: BFG Edition 

 I’m kinda pissed about no Doom 4, but hey….this revival of Doom might actually be promising.  Apparently they’ve completely re-done the whole game so the whole thing is going to look better…AND they’re added new levels.  I never played this game on a PC because at the time you had to purchase a really expensive graphics card so I waited FOR-EV-VER for it to be realized on the 1st Generation X-Box.  Needless to say, I never really experienced this game like I should have and I can’t wait to play it in PS3.

New Sesame Street Movie

“Look what we found under your mattress Bobby!” 

There’s a new Sesame Street movie coming soon and I’m interested to see what it will be like.  It will more than likely SUCK just like the last Muppet Movie…but hey…who knows.  When I was a little kid I used to always watch a movie called “Follow That Bird”

Such a good movie.

 So who knows….some of these things might be a little entertaining, some of them might suck a big one.  Only time will tell…at  least there’s something to look forward to.

Am I right?

See you soon,

-Scarlet

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7 Responses to What Is Wrong With Me?

  1. twizzlefiles says:

    When my daughter was about 3 she was obsessed with “Big Bird In China”. We must have rented it 10 times, I should have just bought the f-ing thing. She had issues saying the title though, she always begged to see Big Bird’s Vagina

  2. Brandon says:

    I have a ps3 love it love to watch futurama
    And ur not useless I always think the same
    Thing about my self but I’m not and neither
    Are u u know life was made for us to enjoy
    Maybe writing is ur pourpose or maybe ur
    Suppose to be a porn star shit ur sexy enough
    To be one u never know

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