What is the Best Way To Own Gold?

The Scarlet Numbers 6.24.12

Imagine for a moment you have a big fist of cold hard cash. What should you do with it? I have three suggestions: invest, invest, and invest. It’s no secret that we live in a society where the rich get richer and the poor fail to make smart investments. My suggestion is before you spend that big fist of cold hard cash you should consider investing in a currency that is backed by a commodity. For example: Gold!

The value of gold isn’t determined by government regulation. If you have gold teeth, consider your mouth protected from a wall street nightmare. Unlike an investment with the stock market, your gold teeth aren’t just going to vanish overnight. (However, there’s still a risk depending on how dangerous your neighborhood is.)

I suggest investing in gold and keeping it in a safe and sound safety deposit box. By doing this you won’t have to worry about your stocks in Wall Street being mismanaged or having your teeth ripped straight out your mouth while you’re taking a nap!

You might be wondering to yourself, “Why is gold so valuable?” That’s an excellent question. Let’s just say that no one yet has created a machine that can create pure gold. Unlike money, which practically grows on trees, the Government can’t cheat and suddenly create billions and billions of really cool gold necklaces. However, with a fiat currency such as the dollar bill, the Federal Reserve just needs to push the “Make Tons of Money Button” and billions of worthless currency can be created in no time!

If you happen to have a lot of assets, you need to protect them. There are thousands of reasons why you should stay away from “toxic assets.”

Imagine Wall Street as a giant house of straw. Now imagine gold as a giant house of bricks. Which of these houses would you rather stay in when the next Big Bad Wolf comes along? My advice is find somewhere safe to put your money before the economy huffs, and puffs, and blows all of your assets down the drain.

Once your money is gone, you’re never going to get it back. Don’t just trust someone else who can easily make all your hard-earned equity disappear with a few key strokes! If you’re smart like me, you’ll think about investing in gold.

You do not need to be a leprechaun to get yourself a nice giant pile of gold at the end of a rainbow. If you would like to know more about where you can invest, I just found this incredible new website that you can use…click here!

As you can see, investing in gold is easy! Always remember: there are two types of people in this world, complete dummies who don’t invest and geniuses who do. Invest in gold today in a safety deposit box or right in your mouth so every body in the world can see your wise investment.

Thanks for reading,

-Scarlet

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2 Responses to What is the Best Way To Own Gold?

  1. John Zappella says:

    I need some gold

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