How to Get Banned From WordPress

The Scarlet Numbers 9.2.12

Hello everyone.

If you’re reading this that means this blog has survived. Otherwise I’m completely SOL, all because I suggested 20 Free Porn Sites to all of my viewers.

 

I have always tried to keep my blog as clean as possible knowing that most people who read it are at work. However, I never thought that posting a simple link and recommending a website was against WordPress’ terms of use.

The funny thing is I’ve been meaning to make this blog, “The Best Free Porn Sites” for a long time, but I’ve just been putting it off. Finally today I actually took the time to browse through some of the most filthy porn sites ours there to try to find a selected few that were better than the rest.

Big Mistake.

As soon as I posted the blog my WordPress account was immediately deactivated. Being extremely upset, I contacted an administrator and tried to get it back online, but my site has been “no longer available” ever since.

I’m very upset about this and don’t know what else I can do. I’m not exactly sure what WordPress wants me to do…I was asked by an admin to delete the link to the porno site and I immediately deleted the entire blog.

I currently think that WordPress doesn’t like my usage of pictures, honestly I don’t know. All I know is this site has been down all day and then it sporadically works again only to be down a couple of hours later.

Just as a worst case scenario, keep my email address:

Eatmybrainsnow@gmail.com

If this site is banned forever and ever I will probably start blogging on Google’s blogger. I think google really deserves my time since 90% of all my pageveiws come directly from google anyway. I guess until I know the verdict I’m just going to have to cross my fingers and hope for the best. I’ve had tons of fun on here and have met so many people from all over the world. But don’t worry, if WordPress can’t accept me for the filthy mouthed dirty little whore I am, I’ll find another sure that will.

Don’t forget to email me with your contact information. If I have to start all over trust me, I’m going to make a blog twice as great at this piece of ****.

See you soon,
-Scarlet

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2 Responses to How to Get Banned From WordPress

  1. garystein says:

    I’m so scared and confused right now.

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