The Scarlet Numbers 4.3.13
Has anyone actually been reading the news lately? Kim Jon what’s- -his-face needs to seriously take a chill pill and stop flexing his puny Scrappy-Doo muscles before the United States of Scooby Doo takes an Scooby-Shit on North Korea.
Someone just needs to rename North Korea to “Are You Gonna Bark All Day Little Doggy? Or Are You Gonna Bite?”
Am I the only one who doesn’t give a Splinter’s Behind about North Korea’s daily hissy fits? Kim Jon Un seems to go ballistic about everything but his own damn ballistic missles.
“He wasn’t lying when he said he had Warheads, but what he failed to mention was they were in his mouth.”
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Everyone and their freaking dog knows that this guy doesn’t know what he’s doing. He’s just sitting in “Daddy’s Throne” like that kid from Game of Friggin Thrones.
But, no Kim, we can all read straight through your twirpy po-po-po-poker face and see that you’re just a sad short tempered whiny baby who shares the same first name as Kim Kardashian.
That’s right folks! Kim Jon Un is officially “on some…” Watch the video above to see Dennis Rodman proclaim that “he’s no politician, he just loves basketball, and wearing dresses and speaking to North Korean leaders before our own president.
If the UN strongly condemns anything it should be against Dennis Rodman right to tweet. He deserves to be thrown into this abysmal hell-hole called “North Korea” that forbids it’s own citizens of tweeting to those as you would like to be tweeted.
If you’d like to learn more about how horrible of a country the RONEREY state of North Korea is, check out this awesome documentary this guy made. He SNUCK into North Korea and risked his life to make this film. It’s really worth watching! Do it!
check out “Inside North Korea”
Gotta go take a dump. Be back soon.