The Scarlet Numbers 4.5.13
I have writers block.
I’ve been trying to make a “fake obituary” for Roger Ebert but all my punch lines keep falling flat. I friggin hate that guy and could probably write a book about how useless of a human being he was. However, the words just aren’t coming. Truthfully, it’s not because I can’t “write” it’s because I can’t type lying down and I’m too lazy to sit up. I’m typing this on my phone right now because, yeah, I just don’t feel like getting out of bed today.
So what’s new with me? A lot.
I got a new job today! I have to memorize their entire menu by Monday and then take a test.
I realized the other day that I’m obsessed with several things:
1. R.A. Salvatore- I’ve been reading a his books like crazy! Just read Homeland, Exhile, and Sojourn and now I’m almost finished with a book called “The Crystal Shard”
2. Howard Stern, I spend hours everyday just watching old Howard stern videos.
3. I’ve also discovered a new show that I absolutely love called “Adventure Time with Jake and Finn” It’s so awesome! Yesterday I watched the entire first season and today I’ve been watching the 2nd.
Also, yesterday I checked out the new Oz movie and I’ll be writing a review on it tomorrow.
Blah. Sorry, nothing to say today.
Be back as soon as I can sit up.
Need more jack Daniels.