Category Archives: Annoying People

Gender Specific Bullshit

The Scarlet Numbers 4.4.13 Women these days are so god-damned proud of their vaginas it’s sickening. I stumbled across a Facebook page today titled “One Million Moms and Women For The Second Amendment” and I almost puked all over my … Continue reading

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Kim Jon’s License to Un

The Scarlet Numbers 4.3.13 Has anyone actually been reading the news lately? Kim Jon what’s- -his-face needs to seriously take a chill pill and stop flexing his puny Scrappy-Doo muscles before the United States of Scooby Doo takes an Scooby-Shit … Continue reading

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Scarlet in Wonderland

The Scarlet Numbers. 4.2.13

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Clint Eastwood is a MORON

Wow. Did anyone else watch Cunt Eastwood last night? What an idiot. First he talks to a chair, then he says attorneys shouldn’t be president. This just in Clint…Romney studied law 20 years before Obama at the SAME school. Stick … Continue reading

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Ten Good Blogs I’ve Made. (And 10 Bad Ones.)

The Scarlet Numbers 5.31.12 So you’ve made a new hilarious blog…you’ve literally laughed your ass off to the point where tears are rolling down your face.  People ask why you’re crying and you tell them that your mother died just … Continue reading

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Welcome to The Scarlet Numbers!

The Scarletnumbers.com Neo-Gonzo Journalism “I pity the fool who doesn’t read The Scarlet Numbers.” Please join.. OFFICIAL SCARLETNUMBERS FORUM This week’s blogs: A Case of the Monday’s: BOOK REVIEW: THE VAMPIRE CHRONICLES  Top 10 PC Games of the 90’s E3 … Continue reading

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A Face Book Phone?????

The Scarlet Number 5.29. 12 Hello Phone.  Can you hear me?  Can you hear me now?  Hold on…my iphone is getting poor reception, let me try using my FACEBOOK PHONE. “You gotta Bee Kidding me…” Yep! That’s right!  A new … Continue reading

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