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Texas Judge Prepares for 2nd Civil War…

I’ve been second guessing myself about what I should write about lately.  It seems like the only thing that anyone wants to read about is my vagina.  And don’t get me wrong, I like writing about my vagina, sometimes I … Continue reading

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The Top 10 Robots of All Time…

  The Scarlet Numbers 8.23.12 Everyone loves robots.  But who are the best Robots of all time?  That’s what I’ve been thinking about for the past 15 minutes, and I’ve finally finished my top ten list.  I’ve decided to leave … Continue reading

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Why Everyone Should Hate Republicans

The Scarlet Numbers 8.23.12 I hate Republicans. They’re nothing but Gold Diggers.   Seriously. These days  I can’t go outside and smoke a cigarette without fear of getting bit by a mosquito and getting the West Nile Virus, but what’s even worse … Continue reading

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Fake Hate Crimes

The Scarlet Numbers 8.22.12 Have you ever wondered why people do outrageous things for attention? I just finished reading an article a out a lesbian who was apparently “raped” who claimed that her attackers carved homophobic slurs on her body. … Continue reading

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Worried and Lost

I cannot sleep. I’m worried about my future. What kind of fucked up society do we live in where I can’t find a job that pays more than minimum wage. Why did I even bother going to college? Sometimes I … Continue reading

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Scarlet’s Letter to the Editor 8.21.12

Corrections: Yesterday I reported that Dennis Miller was dead. Unfortunately, this is not the case. It was actually a comedian named Phillis Diller. I apologize for any inconvenience this might have caused you or your family.

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My Vagina

  The Scarlet Numbers 8.21.12 If my blog gets 3,000 views today, I will post my vagina.

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