Death

• My husband died last Saturday.

i will always love you Thomas Bywaters.

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To all my fans…

 

The Scarlet Numbers Aug. 28th 2013

I thought I’d take a minute today to make a blog.  But then I was like…ugh.  Nope.  Not gonna do it.  That is all.

I gonna go take a dump now.

-Scarlet

PS- I lost a chess game today and I’m pissed.

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69 Types Of Vagina

My Vagina Is Worth More Than $300

The Scarlet Numbers

Well it’s been a long day and I’ve done a lot of soul searching and I’ve decided this blog is going nowhere. My vagina is worth more than three hundred dollars and I’m not just going to give everything away so some rich stupid bitch can post pictures of her food and new shoes.

This blog is not meant for shoes. It’s for vagina. And cinnamon toast crunch. And putting cinnamon toast crunch in your vagina.

That is all.

-Scarlet

Big news today everyone…

 

 

I am thinking about selling this website for $300.  I really need to money.  Is it worth it?  I don’t think that my fans would be able to match that amount in a decade.  Seems like a good business move on my part.  Sigh….

Sorry everyone. But this may be farewell

 

 

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Microsoft…are you FUCKING RETARDED!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Dear Micosoft, 

Are you FUCKING STUPID?  Who the FUCK decided to name your shit-box the X-Box FUCKING ONE?  Fire them.  Don’t even consider that this employee might have a family, a fucking dog, or kids to feed, I DON’T FUCKING CARE.  I hope they starve to death.  

Oh…and NOBODY, I MEAN NO-FUCKING-BODY-AT ALL LIKES THE KINECT.  IT WAS A COMPLETE FAILURE.  No new gaming companies are ever thinking, “Hey, I have a great idea, let’s make this game be compatible for the kinect.”  

No….that will never happen.  

Oh and another thing….YOU FUCKING SUCK MICROSOFT.  I WOULD RATHER SUCK A DONKEYS AIDS INFESTED BONER than purchase your shitass X-box THREE.  Sony Playstation can take my piles of cash while I beg them to lick my vagina while i’m sucking on a huge donkey boner instead of purchasing your GAMESTOP-KiLLING PIECE OF SHIT.  

THIS IS TEN TIMES WORSE THAN WINDOWS VISTA MICOSOFT.  

SERIOUSLY, GO FIST YOURSELF WITH A FUCKING WATERMELON. 

_Scarlet 

5.28.13